Business Time – Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)

Posted on April 22nd, 2010 by admin

Business Time
Flight Of The Conchords
Series One – Episode Five – Sally Returns

Oh Yea
Girl, Tonight we’re gonna make love
You know how I know?
Because it’s Wednesday
And Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love
Tuesday night is the night that we usually go to your mother’s place and I teach her how to use the video machine again
But Wednesday night is the night that we make love

When everything is just right
You’re not too tired from your afterwork social netball team practice
There’s nothing good on TV.
Mmmmm…
Conditions are perfect for making love.
You turn to me and say something sexy like, “I might go to bed. I’ve got work in the morning.”
I know what you’re trying to say, baby.
You’re trying to say “Aww, yeah. It’s business time.”

It’s business
It’s business time
I know what you’re trying to say
You’re trying to say it’s time for business
It’s business time
Ooh
It’s business
It’s business time
Aww aww yeah yeah

The next thing you know we’re in the bathroom brushing our teeth
That’s all part of it, that’s foreplay.
Foreplay is very important in love making
Then you go sort out the recycling
Which isn’t part of the foreplay, but it’s still very important
That’s not foreplay, but it’s still very important.
Then next thing you know we’re in the bedroom
You’re wearin’ that same old ugly, baggy T-shirt with a stain on it that you got from that team-building exercise you did for your old work several years ago
“Team Building Exercise ‘99″.
I take off my clothes
But I trip over my jeans ’cause I’m still wearing my shoes
But it’s okay because I turn it all into a sexy dance.

Next thing you know I’m wearing absolutely nothing
Except for my socks
And you know when I’m down to just my socks what time it is
It’s business time

It’s business
It’s business time
When I’m down to my socks it’s time for business
That’s why they’re called business socks
Ooh
It’s business
It’s business time
Aww aww yeah yeah

Making love
Making love for
Makin love for two
Making love for two minutes
When it’s with me, you only need two minutes, girl
‘Cause I’m so intense
Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven
You turn to me and say something sexy like, “Is that it?”
I know what you’re trying to say, girl
You’re trying to say, “Aw yeah, that’s it”
And then you tell me you want some more
Well, uh…
I’m not surprised
But I am quite sleepy
Mmm

It’s business
It’s business time
Business hours are over, Baby
It’s business
It’s business time

Duration : 0:3:43


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25 Responses

  1. cailtinluvscaptian Says:

    next thing u know, …
    next thing u know, wer in the bathroom brushing our teeth

  2. pennydesouza Says:

    The whole thing is …
    The whole thing is glorious.

  3. khamdobson25 Says:

    two minutes in …
    two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven hahahaha

  4. thecanadiankid2001 Says:

    “thats why they …
    “thats why they call them business socks” hahaha! love it!

  5. EatMeBeatMeGirl Says:

    repeatedly :D
    repeatedly :D

  6. blazenegil Says:

    these guys are the …
    these guys are the best

  7. aphrodesiact Says:

    Bret must be the …
    Bret must be the greatest sexual predator of all, he played guitar, and the couple didnt notice him. Thats some serious skill.

  8. napalm9 Says:

    This video is just …
    This video is just so awesome!
    hilarious song and concept! love it! :D

  9. flokk Says:

    rofl@how Brett pops …
    rofl@how Brett pops out from behind the wall at 1:05

  10. sp4cko Says:

    yeah do ya? slut
    yeah do ya? slut

  11. EatMeBeatMeGirl Says:

    I pause it on 2:22. …
    I pause it on 2:22….

  12. ElleToInterzone Says:

    I love how she’s on …
    I love how she’s on the verge of laughter hahah

    0:53

  13. hipposrule4 Says:

    freakin awesome
    freakin awesome

  14. FangirlsRuinEvryting Says:

    Lol I love how he …
    Lol I love how he pops up out of nowhere. XDDD Best part of the whole thing. XDDDD

  15. 2001coelho Says:

    Ahahahahah…Uma …
    Ahahahahah…Uma equipe de MACACOS para mandar este vĂ­deo a um amigo???

  16. SuperMetalhead16 Says:

    HAHAHA out of …
    HAHAHA out of nowhere 1:05

  17. lemac13jordan Says:

    2:54 LOL!!!!!!!!
    2:54 LOL!!!!!!!!

  18. lalalarebcookie Says:

    hahaha i love how …
    hahaha i love how he comes out with the guitar LMAO !!

  19. miley2635 Says:

    not really stupid
    not really stupid

  20. Stillillgal Says:

    i dont agree
    i dont agree

  21. smash4686 Says:

    It’s the hot …
    It’s the hot American bird on Peep Show. Niiiiice!

  22. whazup50 Says:

    “too many dicks on …
    “too many dicks on the dance floor, (toomanydicks), too many dicks on the dancefloor,” Favorite song by them lol.

  23. USCTrojan2004 Says:

    Love it! Reminds …
    Love it! Reminds me of the My Kapowski song.

  24. knofle Says:

    Hahaha, she can’t …
    Hahaha, she can’t keep a straight face at 0:55

  25. shmexysofia Says:

    O M G
    me and my …

    O M G
    me and my friend are in love with Jemaine
    he is so hot
    like hotter the bret
    yes u might think its the other way around and thats fine
    more Jemaine for us lol
    and dang we cant stop watching this cuz of his nakedness

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